I get it.
Writing killer web copy is HARD.
It’s tricky. And it ALWAYS takes longer than you expect.
And it’s FRUSTRATING to spend like, five hours at a keyboard struggling over your words, trying to sell to your ideal customer but coming up with nothing and then looking at the result like, “wtf even HAPPENED here??”
Whatever landed you on this page, I’m happy to say you’re headed in the right direction. I’m here to help.
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I’m not one of those “pay me $10, get 500 words slapped together” kinda gals.
When I build content, it’s thoughtful and it’s built to last. No more scratching your head and wondering what went wrong when you take a look at the final product.
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I’m not one of those people you can’t joke around with, or a robot you can’t really relate to. (I mean, look at the site url. It’s a pun.)
At the same time, I do know how to get shit done.
Just like those tough chicks who had to take charge in the factories in WWII, I can take the helm and I steer toward success.
I am here to add value to your business, your brand, your image.
Here’s what I can do for you:
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Engaging, sharp, stick-in-your-head web copy
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Home pages that grab your prospect by the SOUL
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An “about” section your customers will actually want to read
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Services pages that…well…you know…sell your services
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Digital marketing strategy to increase leads
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Email campaigns & newsletters to turn “looky-loo” lists into dollars
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Here’s what you can expect from me:
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Relentless work ethic.
I do things right, or I don’t do them at all. And if it’s not right for some reason, I’ll stick with it until it is.
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Professionalism and proactive communication.
I know that a lot rides on the way you present yourself in written form, and that a lot rides on the projects that I have the honor to be a part of. I take that very seriously, and I respect your time, your investment, and your deadlines.
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High quality, high attention to detail, and premium content.
This bears repeating. I do things right, period. I take pride in my work, and I value every single opportunity that I get to make absolute excellence happen for the clients that I work with.
Looking for some samples of my writing style?
(Aside from my endlessly charming site copy, of course)
Check them out here.